Illegal Soccer Gadget Tier List
August 2026 snapshot — two slots, four jobs, no fake mythic names.
This is the child page the tier list hub points to when you care about what occupies slots 1 and 2. Names stay generic until Repotted labels them in a patch. Ranks assume an 8-player public match on the desert or coastal pitches, not a 1v1 private server.
Read gadgets if you do not know what oil is.
S tier — Grappling hook
Grapple is the best soccer crime. It steals first touch, steals box entry, and steals an oil escape without emptying every pip. It works for striker, chaos, and keeper. A keeper grappling to a bouncing ball is more useful than a keeper with a second gun. If you only take one gadget this week, take this.
Not S if: you hook teammates for jokes. Then it is a team-kill button.
A tier — Jetpack, oil (keeper), gun (chaos)
Jetpack is A because height wins crosses and loses pips. Strikers who jet every touch become clay pigeons. Strikers who jet once per box are unmarkable on the coastal cliff map.
Oil is A in your own third. It is a portable referee. Keepers and last-backs should treat it as a wall. Forwards who dump it at midfield are griefing their own pass.
Gun is A for chaos because stopping a breakaway is the job. It is B or C for a striker who forgets to switch back to kick. The musket in the official art is not a finishing move.
B tier — Gun (striker peel), jet (keeper sweep)
A striker may hold a gun in slot 2 if slot 1 is a movement toy. Use it to peel, then drop it. A keeper may jet to punch a lob, then land. Both are honest, both are easy to overuse.
Explosives, if you have one, sit here: great at scattering a packed box, bad if you are the only person who can finish.
C tier — Highlight jets, midfield oil, “funny” second guns
Tourist jet loops around stadium lights. Oil at the center circle. Two different guns because the locker looks cool. These win clips and lose timers. If your replay is aerial and your score is 0, you are here.
D tier — Double gun with no passer
If five people take double gun, the ball is a ghost. D is not “guns are bad.” D is “you spent both slots on a job nobody asked for.” Pair with a real loadout or accept that you are playing a different game in a soccer server.
Quick table
| Gadget | Striker | Chaos | Keeper |
|---|---|---|---|
| Grapple | S | A | S |
| Jetpack | A | B | B |
| Gun | B | S | B |
| Oil | C | A | S |
| Explosive | B | A | C |
| Double gun | D | B | D |
How this will break
A named patch that gives one gun anti-jet tracking will bump guns. A stamina nerf on grapples will bump jets. We will move letters on the same day the patch tracker gets a row — not because a streamer yelled.
Pick a column, pick two cells, go play. Then open how to score if the letters were fine and the shot was not.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for codes, gadgets, and chaotic matches.
Why is grapple S?
It steals first touch and box angle without dumping every stamina pip. It works in every job.
Why isn't gun S for everyone?
Guns stop bodies. Strikers who never switch back to kick stop themselves.
Is this based on pick rates?
No public API for that yet. It is based on job value in 8-player matches and official kit design.
When do names replace these labels?
When Repotted prints them in a patch or locker. Until then we refuse to invent mythic titles.