Illegal Soccer Tier Lists
Ranks by job — scoring, disrupting, keeping — not by fake rarity labels.
Illegal Soccer does not ship a gacha letter on every gun. The official page names a kit, the HUD gives you two slots, and the rest is player jobs. This hub is the ranking layer on top of the gadgets guide. It is a meta snapshot for a live, newly pushed Roblox game, not a ten-season bible. When Repotted names items in a patch, the letters stay, the nouns update.
Use:
- Gadgets tier — guns vs grapples vs jets vs oil, scored by how they steal soccer time.
- Loadouts tier — slot 1 + slot 2 pairs for striker, chaos, and keeper.
If you only open one child, open gadgets. Loadouts are the combo meal.
How we grade
S — changes a match even if your team is noisy.
A — best in a job, weak if you pick the wrong job.
B — honest tools, need a teammate.
C — highlight toys.
D — two-slot traps.
Criteria, in order:
- Does it help put the ball in the honeycomb or stop that from happening?
- How hard does it tax the green pips?
- How badly does it fail if you are the only person doing soccer?
Kills are not a criterion. The scoreboard does not care.
Snapshot (August 2026)
- Movement gadgets (grapple, jet) sit higher than extra guns for anyone who intends to touch the ball.
- Oil is A for keepers and C for tourists who dump it under themselves.
- Double gun is D for beginners, B for a committed chaos player with a real striker beside them.
- Cosmetics — Pink Prism, Referee jersey, Goal Effects — are unranked. They do not kick.
This will look wrong the week a named legendary blaster ships. That is fine. We will not invent the legendary blaster in advance.
How to argue with this list
Bring a job. “Jet is S because I got a clip” is not an argument. “Jet is S for striker because it beats the slide on coastal” is an argument. Post it in Discord. We update after patches on the tracker, not after one lobby.
What to do after you pick a letter
- Save the pair in the loadout helper.
- Play one match on that pair only.
- If you never touched the ball, you picked chaos while your team needed a striker. Change the job, not just the letter.
Tiers are a filter. The match is still soccer with crimes. Rank the crime that serves the net.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for codes, gadgets, and chaotic matches.
Is this an official ranking?
No. Fan ranking by job: score, disrupt, keep. Official nouns come from Repotted; letters come from us.
Why aren't jerseys ranked?
Locker cosmetics do not change kick or gun power. See the locker page for names, not tiers.
How often will this move?
After named patches on the updates hub. Newly public games swing; we date the snapshot.
Where do I read how gadgets work?
The gadgets guide explains physics. This hub only ranks them.